CONDUCT THE MADNESS

I chuck songs like pumpkin bombs from Demogoblin
Run and take cover if you heard my single droppin'
Notify the Marshall with the feed back from the full stack
It's best to pull back
Respect that, MC Devlin the Large
Dealing out another hand of poison edged cards
My whiplash wire sets fire to the shire
and I'm taking y'all higher than a mega volt charge
The eater of worlds, stickin' eight with a skewer
I warp through wards like Pennywise in the sewer
In a smelling foulness that you can't imagine
I open up the aqueduct and let it flood the beauty pageant
Peelin' out the spiderweb like an ape gone bananas
I raise a pen in Transylvania and Louisiana
I'm always guided back home by the melody
where the loose pit won't stop biting Penelope

It has always been my wildest desire
to pulverize psychopathic criminals while in stylish attire
A well-trained conductor who when made mad
Couldn't be stopped with a half a million breaks pads
Truncate v-necks and wreck crews
Run a Sawzall blade blade through your deck screws
Hit the studio, lay down tracks
I'm in and out, two or three casualties max
Plus size model raps, blubbery blueberries bubbles
bursting like kombucha bottle caps
Climb a thorny vine to the nine sacred muses
Imbibe lime flavored juices
Now I write songs to make the air sound nicer
And drown out the rattling noise in your Chrysler
Rockin' the mic like Harry Kalas
My only pitch is a screw ball and I'm tone deaf
I broke the rules of music and became my own ref
I'm ill as spawns cape, you're whack as Archie's sweater
If you claim MC, I'll purloin a letter
It's in plain sight, not hidden in subtext
I shine bright light on myriad of subjects
then my atoms dissipate and disperse
"what was that?"
"It was MC Devlin rapping yet another prodigious verse!"

Strong arm a beat like O.G. Octavius
Armed to the teeth like a Presa Canario
My eight fold path now controls the whole radius
Brainwash waves warp minds through your stereo
Write down your troubles in a letter
Then mail it first class to a shredder
We've risen from the trench to lance a boil cluster
M-A-D-C-O-N-Ductor!