SUPER SOLAR PROMINENCE

My hip-hop's like a poisonous frog
Across a celestial smog
Devouring stars with the gluttony Pac-Man had for pellets
A rabid rap ravenous dog
Attacking with a wild pack in the fog
In my ascent to madness an alternate universe is developed
Dragon smoke black wings fluttering in the moonlight (It's him!)
Corpulent jargon, resembling a nice juicy duck (with the trim!)
Poly-alphabetic, trochaic heptametric orbit irregulator
My rap cipher is the outer most ring of Saturn
and shrouded in vapor
Retrograde motion, spiraling pattern to the depths of a cavern
Now you're in the dark, with real country dark
Let this be the lantern

Super Solar Prominence Funk
Irregular Space Rock for your nebula
We're doing this for the nebula
We're doing this for the nebula
(And the quasar also)

Every morning I light the sun
then slice a bun and spread jam on it
A werewolf on Mars has twice the fun
Who could handle it?
I'm ferocious, expialadocious
stellar psychosis
Meteor Shower on your look out tower, took out power
Now it's cook out hour, and I've got a voracious appetite
In one short cycle of the moon I digest a satellite
Black hole soul, bout with red giants
Now in dead silence
The wickedest tyrants run from my dominance
Super-Solar Prominence Funk over all
Crash your gala with a wrecking ball I made from Jupiter
and the same chains that once bound me to the wall

It was nice and sunny
When Ursa Major tried to heist my honey
At first I chased her, but eventually relented
and then presented a comb for the bear
'Cause I got plenty sweet treats to share
Upon the first taste all fur fell from her face
Girth disappeared from her waist
Leaving the shape of lady in it's place
A mighty fine asterism, liberated from her beastly prison
Now she can bathe in the oceans waves on the horizon at last
As I was blasting off she reached out for my hand and asked
How could she ever thank me? To which I made a reply:
Just keep dancing to my super-solar prominence funk in the sky